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it's true

Fri, 09 Mar 2007 04:26:26 GMT

i totally sold tom ammiano these candies.

his credit card said -thomas ammiano-

GODDAMMIT!

Thu, 15 Feb 2007 21:07:31 GMT

Hey, maybe I'm the only one who didn't know this, but if you're applying for graduation the deadline is tomorrow!!!!

happy procrastination holidays!

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:25:51 GMT

i've started making everyone's "christ-mas" / "hawn-uh-kuh" / "pagan winter celebration" / "new years" presents. they mainly consist of chick tract wallets and sweet ass grocery bags. i've got ideas for each person, but if anyone feels strongly one way or another as to what they want, let me know.

fuck muni! (until saturday morning...)

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:08:55 GMT

we temporarily have use of a personal motor vehicle.
if you would like to join us in a short lived rejection of public transportation give mark or me a call.
we were thinking bowling maybe?

Tue, 23 Aug 2005 23:49:57 GMT

mark got me a sweet bon jovi wallet. if anyone would like to see it, viewing hours will be: mon-fri 9-5, sat 11-3, sun closed.

Mon, 11 Jul 2005 02:45:32 GMT

people should come get some sherbet treat tonight.

michael landon is buying a highway to heaven

Thu, 30 Jun 2005 23:32:55 GMT

ok so, a father and son are on a fishing trip with their family dog, boomer. on the way up the windy road they hit a nail and drive off the side of the mountain. little did they know that michael landon and his chubby friend are driving up the road a just a little while behind them. as they drive up they find the dog standing in the road. the dog keeps barking and motioning to the side of the road; almost as if he was trying to tell micheal landon and his chubby friend something. thinking that he must live nearby, they leave him on the side of the road. they stop at a local diner and just after the chubby friend orders (michael landon doesn't order anything because he is an angel and doesn't need to eat). so anyway, the dog show up and draws them away from the table A MOMENT before an 18-wheeler smashes into where they WERE JUST SITTING. they take the dog to the local vet so that whoever owns him can pick him up. but the next morning the dog shows up in their rented cabin! it is at this cabin that they see a picture of the missing father, son, and dog. they recognize the dog and go to get him out of the cabin to go find the father and son. but a boy who lives at the cabins with his grandma and blind grampa has accidentally let the dog out because he was sad that his dog had ran away just a few days ago. as the dog leads him to the carwreck they meet up with the runaway dog, but something doesn't seem right, he's barking and foaming! instinctively knowing he has to protect the boy, the dog has to kill the boy's pet RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. this is when michael landon and his chubby friend show up and follow the dog the rest of the way to the carwreck. the father and son are still alive and michael landon says, "we never would have found you without your dog." and the man says, "boomer? no, it can't be.... boomer IS DEAD!"
think about it.

Mon, 15 Nov 2004 21:28:34 GMT

i don't know who they were talking about, but these guys on bart called someone the, "martin luther king of video games."